It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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