U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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