Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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