That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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