I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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