Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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