My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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