we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
