are you still at the devil's house?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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