after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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