come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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