I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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