its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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