"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Pooping to opera.
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