I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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