some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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