you're like a bully in the Christmas story
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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