Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
