Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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