Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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