and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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