A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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