Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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