Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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