If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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