just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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