i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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