we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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