Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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