are you still at the devil's house?
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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