We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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