i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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