operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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