i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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