Non-Jews are for practice
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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