i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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