I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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