That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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