Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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