Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
