I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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