Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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