Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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