Non-Jews are for practice
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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