i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
