she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
