This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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