dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
