Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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