okay pat passed out under dana's car
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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