did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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