Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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