I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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