i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I've blown a few things in my day
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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