Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize